[neddy]

Oh and fucking Mozzie bites.


FUCKING WEE CUNTS!!!!!!

[The Subterranean]

Fuckin junkie beggars. I just always want to boot them in the puss

'Have a nice night anyway'.... Also begging next to cash machines should be rewarded with a swift hard boot to the face followed by immediate incarceration in a very small and dark medieval dungeon with no facilities, awaiting the priveledge of being tied firmly to the tram tracks once they are finished in 3012.

[The Subterranean]

How could I forget fuckin LOLSPEAK!!! lol lmfao teh etc etc fuck off

[Polaris]

How could I forget fuckin LOLSPEAK!!! lol lmfao teh etc etc fuck off

LOL LMFAO.

I too hate cunts that beg and wish you a good night when you cleary are trying to ignore the cunt.

Paul you are TDF. "too die for"


Oh and wee cunts that fling stones at me when i'm burying deed cunts. trying to start a riot ya wee fucks eh!

Oh aye and the deed i fucking hate the deed. All their lying aboot waiting for other cunts tae pick them up and pit them in a hole in the groond.

Kanye west and mr fucking albino hudson cunt


ROMFTM thats lol speak for "right on my fuckin tits man"

[L23ROY]

idiots who press the button for the traffic lights on a main road?? the lights change automatically - also women who persist on waiting for the lights to change even though there is not a car in sight.

guys who play with their change in their pockets while talking to you (well hopefully its their change!)

old men who whistle this bugs the shit out of me.

texting chat - shortening words that do not need it i.e... bck, m8, lol.

small talk at work - especially after christmas or a long holiday and you get asked by every person how these were.

[Craig]

How could I forget fuckin LOLSPEAK!!! lol lmfao teh etc etc fuck off

Inappropriate lollage grinds my gears too. Some folk litter their posts with lols all over the place, as if they were some sort of deranged, giggling, maniac sitting buzzing away on laughing gas while typing messages on the internet.

[L23ROY]

Inappropriate lollage grinds my gears too. Some folk litter their posts with lols all over the place, as if they were some sort of deranged, giggling, maniac sitting buzzing away on laughing gas while typing messages on the internet.

so annoying

i cant believe i lost purse lol....why the fuck would you laugh at that?

i fell over and broke my finger lol ???!!!

arghhhhhhhhhh

[L23ROY]

need to add...

bints who bring their new born child into work

fuck off

and smokers who think they are intitled to extra breaks cos they have a filthy habit

[Murray]

lolcats

not fucking funny

[dave]

bints who bring their new born child into work

fuck off

Despite having one, i 100% agree with this.

Although Katie will no doubt be doing that exact thing soon.... in fact it must be a girl thing, as she's already had loads of emails from her workmates asking her to bring him in!

[marty]

need to add...

bints who bring their new born child into work

that just reminded me of myleene klass.

that cunt batters on all the time about her fucking brat. get to fuck you mind numbingly goodytwoshoes cunt.

[mad wee dafty]

need to add...

bints who bring their new born child into work

fuck off

and smokers who think they are intitled to extra breaks cos they have a filthy habit

id say more pregnant women in the office, floating about all day doing fuck all work and chatting about their baby. then not doing any work because their back hurts. if it hurts, why the fuck did you come to work? and im really not interested that youre having a bairn either.

as for the smokers..... i disagree wi that.... is anyone stopping the non smokers having another wee coffee break??

[L23ROY]

id say more pregnant women in the office, floating about all day doing fuck all work and chatting about their baby. then not doing any work because their back hurts. if it hurts, why the fuck did you come to work? and im really not interested that youre having a bairn either.

as for the smokers..... i disagree wi that.... is anyone stopping the non smokers having another wee coffee break??

coffee break? i dont have a coffee break, dont even drink coffee haha

every smoker in my department goes down for around 15 minutes in the morning and 15 in the afternoon, its a joke

but its ok they smoke!

[mad wee dafty]

coffee break? i dont have a coffee break, dont even drink coffee haha

every smoker in my department goes down for around 15 minutes in the morning and 15 in the afternoon, its a joke

but its ok they smoke!

aye, but is anyone actually stopping you from taking a break if you want it??

it would be unfair if that was the case.

at our work, you have to clock out the building when going for a fag, so when we have a fag break, it means we have to work those minutes later on to make up the hours, so essentially we all work the same length of time, regrdless of how many breaks we take

[dave]

that just reminded me of myleene klass.

that cunt batters on all the time about her fucking brat. get to fuck you mind numbingly goodytwoshoes cunt.

Like that shampoo ad where she's playing the grand piano... really gives you the urge to jump into the TV, grab her by the back of her immaculately coiffeured noggin and smash her teeth into the piano

[farmer]

girls in a club, who carry a bag in their hand instead of on their shoulder... and when the strap gets caught on a button on your jeans/combats/whatever... they think your starting shit and mouth off as if you just rabbit punched her in the back of the head.... begining to think i should rip off all buttons on all trousers i own to prevent this...

when at work in my tractor... impatient fucks in cars behind me that pull out to over take, get along side me and realise there is a train of articulated lorries coming towards them. slam on the breaks and pull back in behind you to prevent the mass suicidal carnage that they could potentially create, when there is clearly enough room to pull out a few inches for a look to see whats coming.

random neds that want you to buy them smokes and drink

scottish summers...

This Evening and Tonight:The rain may ease off for a time overnight but will become heavier again

Wednesday: Further outbreaks of rain, most persistent and heavy at times

Outlook for Thursday to Saturday: Further outbreaks of rain

Seasonal for Summer 09: For the rest of summer, rainfall is likely to be near or above average over the UK

fake Christmas trees. the best thing ever over christmas for me, is getting up in the morning and smelling the fresh oils that the real trees give off... very aromatic. a white plastic one is retarder... since when did snow settle on the bottom side of a branch????? or anything for that matter??? (unless that object is upside-down)

last but not least... stevie reids baw scratchin`. just kidding mate, i do it too... its a guilty pleasure that we both know and love.

[farmer]

Oh and fucking Mozzie bites.


FUCKING WEE CUNTS!!!!!!

its worse when you`ve triple layered yourself in jungle juice and the fuckers still get you.

[dave]

Fantastic, a clubbing farmer who manages to get "rabbit punch", tractors, weather forecasts, Christmas and baw scratching into his first post... fucking great work mate, welcome aboard

[Andy Mullen]

In the gym..

People who come in to chat to their mates and not work.

People who train in 2s and 3s so you have to wait ages to get on something.

People who take 5 diffrent sizes of free weights off the rack to use after one another.

People who put shit channels on the widescreens about home improvements etc, usually the same people who come in and turn down the music channels.


TV adverts , fucking hate them.

[DJMIKEYINGLIS]

people that go to clubs to be seen and not be part of a scence. those wall-flower posing type fucks.