[Ryan (shp)]

The shot icey is now at home in fear of his life.

Mr softy has been all over his route raking in his profits.

More news when I get it.

[VictoriaSlasher!]

QUOTE (brianshrenter @ Dec 1 2006, 12:40 PM)

Brian,did you know that this is a picture of my mum and aunty brenda?!!

Where did you get it?

[Nickie]

QUOTE (brianshrenter @ Dec 1 2006, 01:31 PM)

On my visit to bingham i was greeted by the spritful sound of the local choir who were rejoicing on this fine spring sunday, Bingham is a bustling community at the hearts of edinburghs "golden 3 schemes" magdalene, niddrie and of course, the ever immpressive bingham, Traveling to bingham is easy, the number 4 bus will take you straight to the heart of bingham, the staff on the number 4 bus treated me like one of there own as i was given a sunday mail and a club sandwich by the staff on the buss, this was washed down with a refreshing G&T, this perked me up perfectly and i had a tingle in my fanny as the number 4 roared down duddy row and into bingham, luckily for me the bingham fair was on with top band dire straits performing live, this was going to be the climax of my trip to bingham, i decided to make it to the thoroughfair of the shop, i was greeted perfectly by a middle aged asian man who was both polite and curteous, beside the shop is a very nece little post office, i decided not to venture in as for some reason a large que had formed of strange looking scruffy people who couldnt speak properly. after my vist to the shop i took a stroll round the outskirts of bingham along a snaking cycle path, the artistic minds of the youths in bingham had created some masterpieces in the football field, burnt out cars with spray paint and the local logo which read "YBC YA CUNT (YOUNG BINGHAM CREW), as i made my way through bingham place i was greeted again with a wonderfull sight, the adults were performing some kind of drama, and carrying out a very well done savage beating of another scruffy man, the props were amazing as were the special effects, another thing which caught my eye were the ammount of well groomed K9's roaming the streets, they were that well behaved their owners let them out on there own. i made my way to the fair were i caught the end of dire straits set, the view was spectacular, the sun was setting over bingham to the sound of "local hero" . Place: Bingham Currency: Smack Where to stay: Jewel Playing Fields Where to eat: Ice Cream Van/Chip Van Night Out? Bingham Community Centre Travel: Number 4 bus, 2.30 daysaver ticket. or number 44 bus to top of duddy row. 10/10

HILARIOUS

[Ryan (shp)]

Penicuikcs shot ice cream man is now back on his rounds shortchanging cunts.

Pretty mad seeing as whoever shot him with the shotgun hasnt been caught.

[Destiny]

On my visit to bingham i was greeted by the spritful sound of the local choir who were rejoicing on this fine spring sunday,

Bingham is a bustling community at the hearts of edinburghs "golden 3 schemes" magdalene, niddrie and of course, the ever immpressive bingham,

Traveling to bingham is easy, the number 4 bus will take you straight to the heart of bingham, the staff on the number 4 bus treated me like one of there own as i was given a sunday mail and a club sandwich by the staff on the buss, this was washed down with a refreshing G&T, this perked me up perfectly and i had a tingle in my fanny as the number 4 roared down duddy row and into bingham,

luckily for me the bingham fair was on with top band dire straits performing live, this was going to be the climax of my trip to bingham,

i decided to make it to the thoroughfair of the shop, i was greeted perfectly by a middle aged asian man who was both polite and curteous, beside the shop is a very nece little post office, i decided not to venture in as for some reason a large que had formed of strange looking scruffy people who couldnt speak properly.

after my vist to the shop i took a stroll round the outskirts of bingham along a snaking cycle path, the artistic minds of the youths in bingham had created some masterpieces in the football field, burnt out cars with spray paint and the local logo which read "YBC YA CUNT (YOUNG BINGHAM CREW),

as i made my way through bingham place i was greeted again with a wonderfull sight, the adults were performing some kind of drama, and carrying out a very well done savage beating of another scruffy man, the props were amazing as were the special effects,

another thing which caught my eye were the ammount of well groomed K9's roaming the streets, they were that well behaved their owners let them out on there own.

i made my way to the fair were i caught the end of dire straits set, the view was spectacular, the sun was setting over bingham to the sound of "local hero" .

Place: Bingham
Currency: Smack
Where to stay: Jewel Playing Fields
Where to eat: Ice Cream Van/Chip Van
Night Out? Bingham Community Centre
Travel: Number 4 bus, 2.30 daysaver ticket. or number 44 bus to top of duddy row.

10/10

you never cease to amaze me brian

[Dr Shrenter]

just dug this up

[lewis]

'as i made my way through bingham place i was greeted again with a wonderfull sight, the adults were performing some kind of drama, and carrying out a very well done savage beating of another scruffy man, the props were amazing as were the special effects,

another thing which caught my eye were the ammount of well groomed K9's roaming the streets, they were that well behaved their owners let them out on there own.

i made my way to the fair were i caught the end of dire straits set, the view was spectacular, the sun was setting over bingham to the sound of "local hero"'

[marty]

was just looking at folk who posted in this thread.

mind daz millions?

[Dr Wonder]

was just looking at folk who posted in this thread.

mind daz millions?

I was looking through some vintage threads this morning. This place used to be pretty fucking funny

[wilson]

I was looking through some vintage threads this morning. This place used to be pretty fucking funny

absolutely! where the fuck are those cunts now we ask... i still have a few chained to my wendy hoose, been feeding them saps combined with Shrents' piyabs!

[Dr Shrenter]

I was looking through some vintage threads this morning. This place used to be pretty fucking funny

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS WAS THE MAKE YOUR OWN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE ONE

[L23ROY]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS WAS THE MAKE YOUR OWN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE ONE

so so funny

[marty]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS WAS THE MAKE YOUR OWN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE ONE

the gill dando wind up was also a beezer.

[Craig]

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THREADS WAS THE MAKE YOUR OWN BOLLYWOOD MOVIE ONE

Enjoy...

http://eccf.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=32923

http://eccf.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=27496

http://eccf.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=21565

[Ryan (shp)]

shrenter dares to go where no other goes
Shrenter you should come to penicuik. Someone shot our local ice cream man last night

Nice place.

nobodys even been lifted for this yet. Hes back on his route n that but he probably knows who shot him but hes too feart to say anything.

[Ryan (shp)]

Ken but u can see why peps would be riled by this when & if they found out

I wouldn't go as far as shooting them, but i'd defo no be letting my kids go to his van, nice guy or not!

when I was younger I was a bit of a little shit. Anyway the ice cream man in question used to buy bottles of whiskey vodka n that. So me and my mates used to chore bottles of spirits from all the supermarkets and that and sell them to him. It paid for our weed. I was about 14 at the time. I dont chore now obviously infact I hate thiefs. Im a good lad nowadays. A fucking angel so I am.