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#1 User is offline   Dr Shrenter 

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 12:24 PM

On my visit to bingham i was greeted by the spritful sound of the local choir who were rejoicing on this fine spring sunday,

Bingham is a bustling community at the hearts of edinburghs "golden 3 schemes" magdalene, niddrie and of course, the ever immpressive bingham,

Traveling to bingham is easy, the number 4 bus will take you straight to the heart of bingham, the staff on the number 4 bus treated me like one of there own as i was given a sunday mail and a club sandwich by the staff on the buss, this was washed down with a refreshing G&T, this perked me up perfectly and i had a tingle in my fanny as the number 4 roared down duddy row and into bingham,

luckily for me the bingham fair was on with top band dire straits performing live, this was going to be the climax of my trip to bingham,

i decided to make it to the thoroughfair of the shop, i was greeted perfectly by a middle aged asian man who was both polite and curteous, beside the shop is a very nece little post office, i decided not to venture in as for some reason a large que had formed of strange looking scruffy people who couldnt speak properly.

after my vist to the shop i took a stroll round the outskirts of bingham along a snaking cycle path, the artistic minds of the youths in bingham had created some masterpieces in the football field, burnt out cars with spray paint and the local logo which read "YBC YA CUNT (YOUNG BINGHAM CREW),

as i made my way through bingham place i was greeted again with a wonderfull sight, the adults were performing some kind of drama, and carrying out a very well done savage beating of another scruffy man, the props were amazing as were the special effects,

another thing which caught my eye were the ammount of well groomed K9's roaming the streets, they were that well behaved their owners let them out on there own.

i made my way to the fair were i caught the end of dire straits set, the view was spectacular, the sun was setting over bingham to the sound of "local hero" .

Place: Bingham
Currency: Smack
Where to stay: Jewel Playing Fields
Where to eat: Ice Cream Van/Chip Van
Night Out? Bingham Community Centre
Travel: Number 4 bus, 2.30 daysaver ticket. or number 44 bus to top of duddy row.

10/10
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I HEART EDINBURGH.
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#2 User is offline   Dr Shrenter 

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 12:33 PM

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 12:34 PM

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 01:10 PM

Another thoroughly researched and well produced piece Bri.

Next week....... Bri goes to Wester Hailes.
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 01:50 PM

QUOTE (Ry @ Dec 1 2006, 01:09 PM)
Another thoroughly researched and well produced piece Bri.

Next week....... Bri goes to Wester Hailes.

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:08 PM

fucking class brian laugh0om.gif my only disappointment from your review is the rating of the public toilets, if there are any of course...
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 06:09 PM

ahahahaha.

i used to live just down the road aswell.....lol


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Posted 01 December 2006 - 07:04 PM

You are obsessed with bingham laugh0om.gif
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 07:16 PM

back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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Posted 01 December 2006 - 11:19 PM


Ive been looking in my lonely planet for some nice hotels in Bingham there arent any listed infact Bingham aint either
very strange think Im gonna write a letter with a threatening please explain bawbag ?

I really would like to find some more information about the place it sounds amazing.

Think III go to the travel agent to see if I can get some good deals or can you get them there ? ohmy.gif ..

They must have some more info just got a few queries about entry visa's and vacinations I may need to get.

I would particularly like to send some Aussies there that think they are the bees kneez and see how many pieces they are mailed back in...

Anyone know who flies to Bingham BA , KLM , United Emirates ?
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Posted 01 December 2006 - 11:32 PM

QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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what school did you go to Daz?
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we were in the garden pigging out on toffee pops and strawberry milk


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we were swiftly frogmarched out the party style italian eaterie
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Posted 02 December 2006 - 12:32 PM

QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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#13 User is offline   Daz million$. 

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Posted 02 December 2006 - 02:37 PM

QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 1 2006, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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what school did you go to Daz?

Portobello high mate.

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a laughable education it was.
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#14 User is offline   Daz million$. 

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Posted 02 December 2006 - 02:38 PM

QUOTE (Ricky_ @ Dec 2 2006, 12:31 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

laugh0om.gif laugh0om.gif I've been chased by Max too

haha!

good to see we've something in common there Ricky.


i hated that dog. i used to hide in stairs to get away from him!

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Posted 02 December 2006 - 03:03 PM

QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 2 2006, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 1 2006, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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what school did you go to Daz?

Portobello high mate.

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a laughable education it was.

So did I mate.

What age are you?
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we were in the garden pigging out on toffee pops and strawberry milk


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we were swiftly frogmarched out the party style italian eaterie
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#16 User is offline   Daz million$. 

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Posted 02 December 2006 - 05:08 PM

QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 2 2006, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 2 2006, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 1 2006, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

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what school did you go to Daz?

Portobello high mate.

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a laughable education it was.

So did I mate.

What age are you?

21 smile.gif

22 in february.

what about yourself stotty?




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Posted 02 December 2006 - 07:03 PM


Good to see the travel forum getting some hang time .

Its so quiet on here sometimes that you feel like you stuck in transit in an airport waiting for some connections..

Loving this thread by the way , rabid dogs , junkies , radges , town fairs this place sounds like

the perfect tourist destination..

What are the other must sees in Edinburgh ive Niddrie is simply beautiful , Wester Hailes has a great shopping precinct and

a court , Muirhouse havent been there but heard great things about it apparently the best waves next to Portbello..
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Posted 02 December 2006 - 07:39 PM

QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 2 2006, 05:07 PM)
QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 2 2006, 03:02 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 2 2006, 02:36 PM)
QUOTE (stotty @ Dec 1 2006, 11:31 PM)
QUOTE (Daz million$. @ Dec 1 2006, 07:15 PM)
back in the school days i used to " muck about " in magdalene and bingham, could never get a hold of my mate though, did'nt have housephone did he! had to call the fucking phonebox at the end of his street.

we played 5's in the back of this church? haha worst playing field ever and got chasd off this big fuck off dog called max. terrible bastard of a dog. never on a leash. a bootlace or nothing at all!

laugh0om.gif

what school did you go to Daz?

Portobello high mate.

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a laughable education it was.

So did I mate.

What age are you?

21 smile.gif

22 in february.

what about yourself stotty?

I'm 27 mate. good5kg.gif

Fucking shit hole of a school!

I was in the same year as Brian Shrenter! smile.gif
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Posted 04 December 2006 - 05:41 PM

YBC ya bass !!! hahahahaha

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 09:12 AM

QUOTE (brianshrenter @ Dec 1 2006, 01:57 PM)
QUOTE (Ry @ Dec 1 2006, 01:09 PM)
Another thoroughly researched and well produced piece Bri.

Next week....... Bri goes to Wester Hailes.

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Shrenter you should come to penicuik. Someone shot our local ice cream man last night mellow.gif

Nice place.
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